12
Nov
2018

First Wind Energized Oil Rig Put In Production In Wyoming

Posted by Peter Christofferson

First Wind Powered Rig Hits Wyoming Oilfields

In an effort to keep fossil fuel consumption down Naibors engineered an oil rig that uses wind power to energize their drilling while drilling for oil instead of burning common fossil fuels such as diesel, gas and propane. The new rig cuts the usage of fuels and leaves a clean footprint for the environment while continuing to supply the world with more fossil fuels. 

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Chronic waisting disease has hit Colorado hard and bluntly, but farmers are fighting back to protect their most prized new crop, marijuana. Locals gave the name “Chronic wasting disease” after deer kept intruding into their crops and eating the buds off of their crops, costing them $100,000’s of thousands of dollars in damage. The cure? Giant electric fences that will serve up a very uncomfortable shock, making the deer second guess it’s journey for enlightenment. 

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Some say that it is beneath someone that holds such high honor as “Woman” of the Year to dress up for Halloween, but we found it inspiring.

 

“I think it is great to dream of Olympic stardom when you live in times as bleak as these” said Marcia Makepeace, former town council member in Denver Planet’s home town of Globeville. “We would have preferred a more inclusive, yet less Culturally misappropriated costume.  Like dressing up as a tomato”

 

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31
Oct
2018

Hard To Swallow Deal By Casper Resident Selling Spirit Semen

Posted by Peter Christofferson

Casper Resident Hugh Jaculant claims he has developed a process to collect semen from spirits by running around abandoned buildings with his mouth open. Hugh claims that you can then have it injected to have a spiritual baby. These jars cum 3/4 full although you can not see it, you can sometimes feel it. 

Hugh says that due to the time of year, he is currently sold out and recovery from jaw cramp. Production of these should be back in process early next week.

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Wyoming Grizzly Tag Auctioned Off To 89 Year Old Resident Of Jackson Hole 

Recently a Judge out of Missoula, Montana blocked a Grizzly Bear season, which would have been the first one in over 57 years, so the department of licensing at F&G decided to fight back in cooperation with Wyoming government by issuing one tag to the highest bidder. 

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24
Oct
2018

Montana Church Pushing Politics

Posted by Rhyhahn Leeh
Montana's ignorance church
pastor with the 3 p's

It's been a long run since LBJ passed his amendment that prevents churches and other 501(c)(3) nonprofits from jamming political agenda down people's throats. The law was passed because people blindly follow a church in the name of faith. When a church has an agenda outside of the Bible, that faith is now twisted into a downward spiral of political power. This law has stood for over fifty years, with an attempt the stymie it last year. The motion was thrown out because it was being addressed at a tax meeting, not a meeting about first amendment rights.

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20
Oct
2018

O, Cannabisida!

Posted by Howie Phelt-Ersnatz

Canada City, Canada.

 

The Prime Minister of Canada announced today that the national flag has been replaced with a newer, more modern flag.  An image that fits the times.  And “O, Canada” is getting a rewrite.  We can only assume that the national anthem will be replaced with the iconic 80’s hit  “Pass the Dutchie”

 

We at Denver Planet are extremely pleased that the breakthrough in personal liberty that the legalization of recreational Mary Jane is the beginning of a green wave!

 

Welcome to the circle, Canada!

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