Google announces major update to Google translate, Italians outraged.

Google’s Advanced Communications group has finally cracked the body language code.  After years of secret, undercover research and development, the ultimate translation tool has been developed. Google Gesticulate allows users to film the person (particularly of Italian or Balkan descent) they are argui.. erm, “conversing” with and the new app will give you the true meaning of what the subject meant.


Antony Guiglioni, spokesman for the Anti-Italimation league said in a statement released soon after the introduction of the new app, “get da fook outta hea with dat shit!”


We are not certain what his gestures were saying, but imagine it wasn’t good.


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