29
Jan
2019

MT Cat Voted #1 Porn Star in Kentucky

Posted by Bob Sayther

A Great Falls, MT cat has made waves through the porn industry as the #1 viewed porn star in Kentucky (PornHub - 2019). 

The cat started stripping at the Playground in Great Falls at a young age, using a fake ID to trick the owners into thinking she was 18. Having more success than the rest of the dancers, Mimi decided she had hopes far beyond what Montana could provide.

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18
Jan
2019

Google and Twitter Reveal Infinity Wars Spoiler

Posted by Bob Sayther

Generally blockbuster movies are left hush-hush until the opening. Even then, people refuse to get on social media to avoid any spoilers. Google and Twitter have both leaked a big spoiler for the new Infinity Wars movie, also known as Avengers: Endgame.

In a tweet posted earlier this month, actor Ryan Reynolds seems to elude to his character "Deadpool" being in the new movie. Knowing that Reynolds likes to play pranks, people started looking into the validity of the statement. Low and behold, Google presents the same cast, with Reynolds appearing in the cast as "Deadpool."

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02
Jan
2019

Trump Purchases Place On Mount Rushmore

Posted by Tom Klaus
Mount Rushmore as Mount Trumpmore

With the Federal Government shut down, President Donald Trump has put his real estate speculation skills to good use and purchased a piece of Mount Rushmore. He also added in the purchase agreement that it will now be named Mount Trumpmore.

In an astonishing $1.2 million deal, Trump was able to ascertain his place in history among America's forefathers. The government, hard for money because of the shut down, was eager to take the deal. There has already been national park shut downs because of garbage and toilet backups.

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31
Dec
2018

Has Political Correctness Gone Too Far?

Posted by Howie Phelt-Ersnatz

  In a statement released by the Lower Downtown Peoples of International Inclusion (LoDoPii), the demand for the removal of “Wan” from Kwanzaa is an absolute necessity to ensure that no persun feels left out of America’s 8th largest December Holiday.

 

“Henceforth, ‘Have a Kwanzian K’zaa’ (or whatever the appropriate greeting is) shall be the only acceptable expression of this holiday greeting.

 

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27
Dec
2018

Businesses Still Using Papyrus Font

Posted by Bob Sayther

The days of hiring a designer to help create a beautiful display for business signage is over. With the advancement of technology, entrepreneurs now hold the power to create and market their own logos and brands from their personal computers. At first, the selection of fonts was minimal. The obvious choice was something with a serif, like Times New Roman. Some businesses wanted to portray a more lackadaisical environment and would settle for the ever-hated Comic Sans. As time moved on, the standard font packages grew and suddenly the world was struck with Papyrus.

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22
Dec
2018

Denver Man Comes Home to Find Package Not Stolen!

Posted by Howie Phelt-Ersnatz

Long time Denver resident, John Strichmädchen, came home after work yesterday evening to find his package still sitting on the doorstep.

 

“I spent all day fretting because I agreed to work an extra shift. I was like ‘SHIT! That package is arriving today!’ Now I am wondering what the hell is wrong with me? Is my stuff just not good enough?” Mr. Strichmädchen said in an interview early this morning.  We will be setting up a gofundme.com account to raise money to cover therapy costs to help with John’s self esteem.  Please donate today.

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15
Dec
2018

French Yellow Vest Revolution Hits Montana

Posted by Tom Klaus
Yellow Vest Revolution in Missoula, MT

The yellow vest movement has swept across France as a signal of the rebellion against France being a part of the European Union. The movement has spread across Europe and has now reignited the Brexit movement. The movement claims that the rioting and clashes with police are because the citizens are upset about the government's taxation and regulations over the citizens.

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Hunter Moore's book, Is Anyone Up?: the story of revenge porn

Once referred to as "the most hated man on the internet," Hunter Moore is a successful businessman and internet entrepreneur. He rose to fame with the creation of his website, isanyoneup.com (2010), that allowed users to anonymously post nude photos of other people. This site spurred the creation the term "Revenge Porn" that has now made its way into legislation and law around the world. Moore also toured the globe performing on stage as a DJ and throwing parties that can only be described as Woodstock with better drugs.

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09
Dec
2018

Winter Wind Will Never Be the Same..

Posted by Howie Phelt-Ersnatz

Deer Whistles Outlawed?

 

In a special session of the Colorado state legislature, Richard Johnson (D) introduced a bill that would outlaw deer whistles on all vehicles. 

 

“We are seeing an unprecedented increase in deers frozen in place.” Blaming the high winds that have plagued northern Colorado for activating the whistles and doing whatever voodoo magic they do to the deer population to freeze them in place.

 

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