Chronic waisting disease has hit Colorado hard and bluntly, but farmers are fighting back to protect their most prized new crop, marijuana. Locals gave the name “Chronic wasting disease” after deer kept intruding into their crops and eating the buds off of their crops, costing them $100,000’s of thousands of dollars in damage. The cure? Giant electric fences that will serve up a very uncomfortable shock, making the deer second guess it’s journey for enlightenment.
Some say that it is beneath someone that holds such high honor as “Woman” of the Year to dress up for Halloween, but we found it inspiring.
“I think it is great to dream of Olympic stardom when you live in times as bleak as these” said Marcia Makepeace, former town council member in Denver Planet’s home town of Globeville. “We would have preferred a more inclusive, yet less Culturally misappropriated costume. Like dressing up as a tomato”
Casper Resident Hugh Jaculant claims he has developed a process to collect semen from spirits by running around abandoned buildings with his mouth open. Hugh claims that you can then have it injected to have a spiritual baby. These jars cum 3/4 full although you can not see it, you can sometimes feel it.
Hugh says that due to the time of year, he is currently sold out and recovery from jaw cramp. Production of these should be back in process early next week.
Wyoming Grizzly Tag Auctioned Off To 89 Year Old Resident Of Jackson Hole
Recently a Judge out of Missoula, Montana blocked a Grizzly Bear season, which would have been the first one in over 57 years, so the department of licensing at F&G decided to fight back in cooperation with Wyoming government by issuing one tag to the highest bidder.
The fear of being targeted with a mail bomb is at an all-time high since 1996 when Montana resident Ted Kaczynski was sending explosive packages around the country. As of today, there have been over fifteen different incidents of pipe-bombs being mailed to various politicians and CEOs.
It's been a long run since LBJ passed his amendment that prevents churches and other 501(c)(3) nonprofits from jamming political agenda down people's throats. The law was passed because people blindly follow a church in the name of faith. When a church has an agenda outside of the Bible, that faith is now twisted into a downward spiral of political power. This law has stood for over fifty years, with an attempt the stymie it last year. The motion was thrown out because it was being addressed at a tax meeting, not a meeting about first amendment rights.
President Trump recently became one of nineteen Presidents of the United States to visit Montana. Some have come to visit the beautiful wilderness, some have come to give speeches. Trump came to endorse Republican candidate Matt Rosendale.
Denver Planet has the shocking inside scoop!
Documents released today from the US immigration and customs enforcement revealed that Elian Gonzalez has been living under the assumed name of Elon Musk! You read that right folks, Elian’s alias is Elon!
Canada City, Canada.
The Prime Minister of Canada announced today that the national flag has been replaced with a newer, more modern flag. An image that fits the times. And “O, Canada” is getting a rewrite. We can only assume that the national anthem will be replaced with the iconic 80’s hit “Pass the Dutchie”
We at Denver Planet are extremely pleased that the breakthrough in personal liberty that the legalization of recreational Mary Jane is the beginning of a green wave!
Welcome to the circle, Canada!
Last month, the city of Missoula was faced with a budget crisis. Bush-league mayor John Engen proposed they dip into a reserve fund to help pay for raises for the council, himself, and a few other squandering projects he has in mind. This was met with resistance by one council member who refused to let the budget be voted on as a whole. In the end, Mayor Engen was able to get his way and the entire budget was passed with one vote.