Local refugee jihadist dog, Alah Woofbar The Jihadist Refugee Dog (photo taken from his Facebook page) is currently in the pound for what authorities call, “Strategically Pooping On Sidewalks And Walkways”. The dog has only been in the country for three weeks, although he went through the vetting process, authorities recently learned it was the wrong kind of, “vetting” and are currently sorting through the dogs background.
We thought we would start the year off right with these three, thick, long juicy eggplants getting ready for a good time.
Susan L. Oosecanoe
The red tail Foxalaby Numbers are rising for the first time in thirty years. The species is on the rise after a federal mandate expanded and protected their territory thirty years ago. Their numbers have went from just under a hundred to over one hundred and fifty two. The Foxalaby was trapped very heavily from the 1800’s to the early 1950’s when they were put into protection since there was no, “Endangered Species Act” at the time. They only have one pup each litter six months after mating season.
Little Debbie just announced that it has purchased Casper’s local, Rabbit Meat Pudding Snack Cake Company and are planning to bring Wyoming’s favorite snack cakes to stores nationwide and in Canada. The cakes will still be made locally here in Casper but will be shipped to Denver to Little Debbie’s packing and shipping facility. Are you excited for Wyoming’s favorite snack to go global?
Do your annoying neighbors still have Christmas light up? Well you can now relax after the Denver City Council voted 6-1 in making people turn those annoying lights off by 9 pm and have all decorations out of front yards by January 5th.
People that don’t obey will be given a warning before a $100/Day fine after that up to 5 days before they will be taken down.