As social media gains momentum, more people are finding themselves being seen by eyes they have never thought of. Technology is pushing the paces for this hunt, and phones are becoming more powerful. This all came together last Tuesday as a Montana woman was at work and saw her customer looking at her Instagram.
“It used to be, I’d wake up in the morning and pee on a whole value pack of pregnancy tests” claims Shanda Turner, 6 months pregnant. “I’d get the orders overnight and send them off in the mail that same day. Hell, I was making more in a day than my baby’s daddy at the construction site. Women are desperate to deceive their men.”
But Shanda’s lucrative income source has started to dry up with the recent changes in the political climate. Movements on social media such as #believeallwomen and #womendontlie have raised some questions on the larger practice of believing women.
In a shocking report, Democratic National Senator Kamala Warren has come forward with reports that while attending college at Princeton, explorer Christopher Columbus sexually assualted her at a party in 1985.
This story has been corroborated by another Democratic Military leader, Major Ira Dumkunt, who states that she remembers the party where Columbus was coming on to Warren. In her media briefing, Warren stated that at the frat Columbus belonged to, they would constantly have blood-filled orgies and stone women for dressing in less than covering clothing.
Missoula, MT is a progressive city that with a significant population who opposes Columbus Day and, in turn, would like to celebrate Indigenous People's Day. This belief comes from the true story behind Columbus' "discovery" of "America."
Finally! A halloween that everyone can enjoy! Without worry of sending anyone back to their safe space to cling to the safety pin and therapy bear
We, at Denver Planet want everyone to have an inclusive, non-culturally appropriated, politically correct Halloween that is in accordance with the latest in Sensitivity training.
Deciding on a costume has, until now, been an assault on the sensibilities navigating a maze of cultural appropriation, racial stereotypes and a complete disregard for the corporeally disadvantaged.
A new shortcut for iPhones that support iOS 12 is taking the Catholic world by storm.
SacerdosSiri, the name given to the app by the Holy Father, will be released in time for Christmas, to enable a guilt free holiday.
Among the features found in SacerdosSiri are confessional reminders, hearing confession, offering of the Eucharist and Celebrating Mass. The last feature only available for Wednesday night Mass.
No word as of yet about how “SacerdosSiri” and alter boy relations are going to be handled.
ExpressCo Innovations, the vending machine concept giant that brought you such brilliant bits of convenience like the Bowling Alley Cigarette Vending machine and the Fresh Baked Pizza Stand in a Box has released the latest and greatest of all vending machines! The Mechanical Mom!
You read that right, folks!
White supremacy groups have been known to steal different historic symbols and use them to represent their hate-filled ideologies. Most commonly, Norse runes and symbols are being used to represent the Aryan nation and different Alt-Right groups. It seems that these racist groups have the power to steal any symbol and ruin it for the rest of the world.
CHINA BANS HIP-HOP FROM TV
HIP-HOP or RAP, BETTER KNOWN AS C-RAP (CRAP) is being banned from TV in China
A recent craze has taken over the internet. People of all likes are burning their Nike apparel after Nike signed Colin Kaeperrnick to a media deal.
Unlike the remarkable movement of burning bras, this movement is less productive and not nearly as enticing to societies around the globe. The actions even took a dastardly turn as one Oregon student burned his Nikes in a bonfire. The air pockets in the sole that are designed to cushion and contour the foot like a swaddled baby had ignited launching the shoe upwards of 75 feet in the air, and a distance of two miles.